HOW TO PHOTOGRAPH A PUPPY
1.
Remove film from box and load camera.
Remove film from box and load camera. 2. Remove film box from puppies mouth and throw in trash.
Remove film box from puppies mouth and throw in trash. 3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle. 4. Choose a suitable background for photo.
Choose a suitable background for photo. 5. Mount camera on tripod, check flash and focus.
Mount camera on tripod, check flash and focus. 6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth. 7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera. 8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees. 9. Focus with one hand while fending off puppy with other.
Focus with one hand while fending off puppy with other. 10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
11. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
12.Put magazine back on coffee table.
Put magazine back on coffee table. 13.Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.
Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head. 14.Replace your glasses and check camera for damages.
Replace your glasses and check camera for damages. 15.Jump up in time to grab puppy and say - "NO, NO! Outside!"
Jump up in time to grab puppy and say - "NO, NO! Outside!" 16.Call spouse to help clean up the mess.
Call spouse to help clean up the mess. 17.Fix a Drink.
Fix a Drink. 18.Sit back in chair, put your feet up, sip your drink and resolve
Sit back in chair, put your feet up, sip your drink and resolve to teach the puppy "sit" and "stay" first thing in the morning.
